Peeps, have some laughs and ponder...

Things you don't know about women (from Esquire)

(Leslie Hope)
- We'll try anything once. Twice if you ask nicely. (well well well... we are adventurous creatures under that skin...)
- We are looking at your feet and wondering. (come on, we look at everything)
- We love the back of your neck, the shape of your head, the curve of your butt, and watching you shave. (definitely true for me abt the back of the neck. Head? I just love ruffling thru the hair. butt?! outrageous *mock* watching you shave is definitely a turn on. a little contradicting though. i kinda love stubble now. )
- When we go to the bathroom together, we will probably talk about you. And yes, the size of your feet will be mentioned. (keeping silent on that...)
- We can't help it, we love you. (If not, why would everyone be bothered with you! )

- The quirky perfect gift that shows you've been listening is worth twice the value of anything you can find at Tiffany's.
Of course, it doesn't hurt if the quirky perfect gift happens to be from Tiffany's.
Gifts that may be quirky but never perfect: a blender, a beater, a vacuum cleaner, or a waffle iron. (seriously, listen, guys! once is much better than a thousand calls you make but don't listen. )

- If you ask about her previous boyfriend and she gets a small, wistful smile on her face, change the subject.
You have no previous girlfriend. (Ha, i like the last line)

- No matter how furtive or quick the glance, a woman always knows when you're looking at her breasts. (come on guys, we know ok. )

- A good woman is as excited about a gift that costs nothing as she is about a gift that costs a lot. (any gift... sometimes, even a sentence can be worth a gift worth a thousand bucks)