ghastly blog

ok, guys. it's not that i dun wan to update my blog. it's just that the last time i typed a really long blog to update you guys on what mountain i was tyring to climb (ok, i'm crapping), i was typing it through the whole day and then, very gladly, when i wanted to publish my blog, the darn thing told me that i was time-out and all the stuff i typed was lost as a result.

So, here i am, typing in my email. a much safer choice than the unreliable web. (okok, i know it was trying to protect my privacy but you know, we singaporeans are never satified with anything. )

Ok, anyway, i was typing on how funny it gets on communication between people. i mean, it surely seems like i prob wasn't gg to update you guys through the online blog for some time but no one called! so here's the scenarios i was coming up with:

Scene A

Fruit: (types an incredibly long blog to update the people who have been screaming at her for the past two months on her blog's enetation for not doing so)

Person A: (reads the blog after one week cos she doesnt feel that the blog would be updated, not after so long, it must be abandoned. Happens to surf by and sees the updated blog) Wah rao! finally!

Person A proceeds to scream at Fruit cos it's been two months. Almost. Almost. In her enetation again.

Fruit surfs by own site after five days, sees the comments, then thinks of writing another 1 blog entry. Decided that she's too lazy to do so. Puts it off for another three days.

(Three days later) Fruit decides that to prevent people from getting sore throat from yelling at her, starts on a blog entry.

Gets called off to do some work.

Come back to the blog, totally lost what she was trying to say. Decides to blog another time.

Five days later... Ok, we should really do it this time.

Fruit types and types and types. IF SUCCESSFUL, the blog gets published. (if this does not happen, please add another month to the timeline right here. )

One week later, Person A sees the blog.... and it goes on forever.

So how long does it take to get Person A updated about Fruit's whereabouts? (6 marks for this question)

It's around... let's give it an estimate, one month?

Whatever happened to the possibilities of Scene B?

Scene B

Fruit's mobile rings.

Person A: Hey, where the heck have you been for the past month?!

Fruit: (sheepish tone) well, been to France and back. (All incidents mentioned in this conversation is fictional, not related to any persons dead or alive, or incidents big or small)

So let's try again: how long did that take? (1 mark question)

Ard 5 min?

Sometimes Scene C hits too, not as bad as Scene A but worse than Scene B.

Scene C

'Beep Beep'
(not the pager, mind you. Fruit's not so uncool. Though the handphone bill's seriously threatening Fruit to revert back to pager days)

SMS reads: Are you dead or alive?! (FROM PERSON A)

Fruits types in msg: Alive and kicking, both legs. Wanna meet up?

(After another 500 msgs later going on and on but refusing to pick up the phone to call directly)

SMS: let's meet tomoro.

See what i mean???

Okie, anyway, better get to the stuff before i feel too sian to go on again. Been pretty tired lately, cos always giving 101 percent for work. HAHAHAHA

and being plagued by FYP is no fun at all. It's all right to think of ti now and then, but if you have another person constantly breathing down your neck, its totally burns your brain juices. Nightmares almost nightly, and you cant sleep without a nervous mind whether tomoro, you'll get nagged again. whew~~~~~~

And as for romance wise, i've given up on horoscopes. Haha I am still single anyway, dun worry, wun be sending you red bombs anytime soon. It's kinda bittersweet I guess. Having someone you like, at the time when you feel like having a relationship but still, horror kinda graps you when you think that you'll be with this person for a long long time. I never guessed what singlehood for two years could do to me so much, that i can eventually train myself to maybe, become a player! ha!

All's smooth at work though. I've actually trained myself not to be bullied or too courteous. Haha, dunno whether that counts as something good, now at least, more independent. I dun need my dept people to help me refute back when someone is being unreasonable. V^_^

OKie, that's all for now. A super duper long blog. (more than 56 % is crap)